Thursday, May 31, 2012

9 Words Women Use

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I'm not sure who is responsible for this list, but I think most women would agree that it's fairly accurate. I've used all 9, and my husband has learned the meaning of most of them.
 
1.  Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
 
2.  Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.  Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
 
3.  Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
 
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
 
5.  Loud Sigh : This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
 
6.. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
 
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
 
8. Whatever : Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!
 
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking  "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
 
*To the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
 
*To all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.

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